DEADLY FLATTERY

Boy: Love, you a singer at your church, right?
Girl: E..em, I am. But, how do you know that?
Boy: Because, you've sung love songs in my heart.

Boy: Honey, have you any idea why I'm so happy?
Girl: No. What makes you happy, then?
Boy: I'm happy because you are here.

Boy: Honey, you know what? I'm very, very, very grateful to God.
Girl: Really. Can you tell me what makes you grateful to God.
Boy: I thank Him because He has sent one of His angel next to me.

Boy: Dear, your father is a teacher, right?
Girl: Yes, he is. But, how do you know that?
Boy: Because, you have given me lessons of love.

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SLEEPY

Billy: "Rene, I have a riddle here. Can you guess?"

Rene: "Really. Okay... try me."

Billy: "Here it is. Which part of your body does support our head?"

Rene: "Hey, that's easy. 'Neck', of course."

Billy: "A a... wrong guess! Try again!"

Rene: "No way! 'Neck' is the right answer. Or maybe, neck bone?"

Billy: "No, no... the answer is 'EYES'."

Rene: "How come?"

Billy: "Well, you see the man in the picture? No matter how strong is your neck, if your EYES are sleepy, you won't be able to support your neck." (Xixixixixixixixixixi..................:P)

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